| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #508 | Supernova Champagne | 4 |
| #24 | WA | 95 |
| #31 | angel-food cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #439 | big red clown nose | 12 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #238 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 9 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #738 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #155 | goat | 7 |
| #706 | goat beard | 2 |
| #727 | goat cheese | 3 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #163 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #182 | stuffed angry cow | 175 |
| #12 | sub-molecular interocitor | 618 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #68 | toast | 45,115 |
| #13 | toast with jam | 380 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |