| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #806 | Imp Ale | 106 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1305 | disco ball | 6 |
| #1337 | disco mask | 4 |
| #15 | dripping meat staff | 14 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1120 | helmet turtle | 12 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #59 | libation of liveliness | 13 |
| #847 | mariachi pants | 8 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1193 | ravioli hat | 4 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1046 | saucepan | 14 |
| #773 | seal tooth | 6 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #683 | spices | 12 |
| #1341 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #433 | tiny plastic sauceror | 10 |
| #378 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 11 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #1077 | turtle totem | 13 |