| #1062 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #93 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 25 |
| #310 | Valentine | 100 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1152 | bag of airline peanuts | 14 |
| #45 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 35 |
| #3338 | box of sunshine | 22 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| #45 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 8 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #194 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 10 |
| #1174 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1163 | defective skull | 6 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #58 | diamond-studded fronts | 5 |
| #1020 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #962 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #1110 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #12 | foam noodle | 745 |
| #24 | inflatable duck | 745 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1128 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #677 | mood ring | 2 |
| #1079 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #1081 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 17 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1103 | rubber emo roe | 18 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #87 | stuffed ninja snowman | 100 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #11 | water wings | 745 |
| #1065 | whoopie cushion | 20 |
| #1275 | wind-up chattering teeth | 12 |
| #900 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #1313 | yellow snowcone | 12 |