| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #511 | Crimboween memo | 20 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |