| #1449 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #831 | Cloaca-Cola | 24 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #1148 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 27 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1580 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #1158 | ball | 4 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1502 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1516 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #133 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #916 | length of string | 11 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #241 | ring of adornment | 2 |
| #239 | ring of aggravate monster | 46 |
| #136 | ring of cold resistance | 4 |
| #145 | ring of conflict | 4 |
| #174 | ring of gain strength | 3 |
| #721 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #1569 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #853 | string of blue beads | 14 |
| #804 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #795 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1505 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1476 | yellow snowcone | 8 |