| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #830 | Cloaca-Cola | 24 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #1148 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 27 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #710 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1583 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1520 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #134 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #915 | length of string | 11 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #240 | ring of adornment | 2 |
| #238 | ring of aggravate monster | 46 |
| #137 | ring of cold resistance | 4 |
| #146 | ring of conflict | 4 |
| #172 | ring of gain strength | 3 |
| #720 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #1568 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #854 | string of blue beads | 14 |
| #805 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #796 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1507 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1481 | yellow snowcone | 8 |