| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #467 | asshat | 2 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1507 | chaos butterfly | 4 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1166 | furry fur | 7 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #729 | leather mask | 2 |
| #653 | long skinny balloon | 5 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |