| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1782 | Angry Farmer candy | 4 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1794 | Imp Ale | 2 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #386 | anti-anti-antidote | 3 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1583 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #635 | bar skin | 10 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #717 | bat guano | 4 |
| #1008 | batgut | 3 |
| #773 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #870 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #1125 | blue pixel | 4 |
| #870 | broken skull | 6 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #584 | casino pass | 3 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #729 | catgut | 2 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #627 | chewing gum on a string | 4 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #883 | cog | 7 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #557 | cool whip | 3 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #1356 | disco ball | 5 |
| #1255 | disco mask | 5 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #906 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #603 | grapefruit | 3 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #317 | guano coffee cup | 5 |
| #532 | hair spray | 3 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #708 | hill of beans | 7 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1276 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #1130 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #343 | meat from yesterday | 5 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #207 | rusty metal shaft | 2 |
| #1343 | saucepan | 5 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1417 | spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #942 | sprocket | 3 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #732 | tires | 3 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2880 | toast | 6 |
| #770 | tomato | 12 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #942 | wad of dough | 5 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #971 | white pixel | 2 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #534 | wooden stakes | 3 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1665 | yeti fur | 2 |