| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1782 | Angry Farmer candy | 4 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1796 | Imp Ale | 2 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #386 | anti-anti-antidote | 3 |
| #998 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #634 | bar skin | 10 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #718 | bat guano | 4 |
| #1006 | batgut | 3 |
| #775 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #874 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #1128 | blue pixel | 4 |
| #870 | broken skull | 6 |
| #902 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #893 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #585 | casino pass | 3 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #727 | catgut | 2 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #626 | chewing gum on a string | 4 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #881 | cog | 7 |
| #247 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #558 | cool whip | 3 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #1363 | disco ball | 5 |
| #1262 | disco mask | 5 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #604 | grapefruit | 3 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #317 | guano coffee cup | 5 |
| #532 | hair spray | 3 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #708 | hill of beans | 7 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1278 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #1132 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #346 | meat from yesterday | 5 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #1392 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #206 | rusty metal shaft | 2 |
| #1349 | saucepan | 5 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1415 | spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #940 | sprocket | 3 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #729 | tires | 3 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2887 | toast | 6 |
| #771 | tomato | 12 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #941 | wad of dough | 5 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #975 | white pixel | 2 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #533 | wooden stakes | 3 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1666 | yeti fur | 2 |