| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |