| #221 | 1-ball | 28 |
| #225 | 2-ball | 27 |
| #364 | 3-ball | 13 |
| #247 | 4-ball | 23 |
| #288 | 5-ball | 17 |
| #271 | 6-ball | 20 |
| #281 | 7-ball | 20 |
| #312 | 8-ball | 94 |
| #219 | 9-ball | 5 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #177 | Goodfella contract | 315 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #98 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 40 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #511 | bag of airline peanuts | 58 |
| #293 | black snowcone | 12 |
| #171 | blue snowcone | 111 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #388 | clown hammer | 76 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #503 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 60 |
| #1160 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #790 | fake fake vomit | 35 |
| #299 | fake plastic grass | 6 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #134 | green snowcone | 182 |
| #235 | handful of hand chalk | 172 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1110 | jazz soap | 14 |
| #1044 | joybuzzer | 18 |
| #4 | metallic A | 101,795 |
| #179 | orange snowcone | 154 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #777 | pet rock | 10 |
| #1078 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #1005 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 20 |
| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #136 | purple snowcone | 213 |
| #201 | red snowcone | 133 |
| #911 | rubber emo roe | 29 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #242 | sleeping snowy owl | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #306 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #567 | whoopie cushion | 55 |
| #705 | wind-up chattering teeth | 41 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #872 | yellow snowcone | 34 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |