| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #71 | chain-mail monokini | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #94 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 245 |
| #766 | eye of newt | 4 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #803 | salamander spleen | 3 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #792 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |