Sir Asheron

RankItemQuantity
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#182Mylar balloon1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#1849baby killer bee1
#5054badass belt5
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#2707brick1
#71chain-mail monokini2
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1795clown hammer1
#104coconut bikini top2
#1025daisy1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#94explosion-flavored chewing gum245
#766eye of newt4
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
#291false eyelashes1
#428frilly shirt1
#826frilly skirt1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1828jazz soap1
#1882joybuzzer1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#858ninja hot pants1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#803salamander spleen3
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#792squashed frog5
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#593supportive bra1
#444tassel2
#93troutpiece1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#2114yellow snowcone1

Wow, that's 321 items total!

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