| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #326 | fancy chocolate | 9 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |