| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #32 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 170 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #17 | Disco Banjo | 27 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #443 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #58 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 275 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #76 | Rock and Roll Legend | 29 |
| #217 | Valentine | 151 |
| #33 | Zim Merman's guitar | 19 |
| #15 | acid-squirting flower | 717 |
| #15 | acoustic guitarrr | 415 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #21 | annoying pitchfork | 139 |
| #81 | ant pick | 6 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #49 | astral mushroom | 536 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| #19 | balloon helmet | 31 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #42 | bejeweled accordion strap | 6 |
| #17 | big red clown nose | 1,839 |
| #12 | bloody clown pants | 1,884 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #42 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 40 |
| #30 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 22 |
| #9 | bone rattle | 1,048 |
| #2858 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #33 | calavera concertina | 7 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #16 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 55 |
| #140 | clown hammer | 189 |
| #17 | clown shoes | 754 |
| #12 | clown skin | 788 |
| #14 | clown wig | 34 |
| #9 | clownskin belt | 91 |
| #62 | clownskin buckler | 3 |
| #144 | clownskin harness | 2 |
| #37 | diamond-studded cane | 331 |
| #4 | didgeridooka | 2,488 |
| #26 | dinged-up triangle | 3 |
| #79 | disco mask | 918 |
| #14 | disembodied smile | 289 |
| #29 | drab sonata | 488 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #40 | enchanted toothpick | 44 |
| #19 | filthy corduroys | 617 |
| #28 | filthy hippy poncho | 37 |
| #21 | filthy knitted dread sack | 601 |
| #37 | fire | 194 |
| #78 | fire poi | 70 |
| #55 | flamin' bindle | 9 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #119 | flaming crutch | 98 |
| #76 | flaming feather | 204 |
| #34 | flaming glowsticks | 14 |
| #78 | flaming mushroom | 32 |
| #26 | flaming talons | 958 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| #26 | flowing hippy skirt | 58 |
| #16 | foolscap fool's cap | 726 |
| #44 | ga-ga radio | 244 |
| #12 | giant moxie weed | 441 |
| #30 | green candy heart | 1,352 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #47 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 34 |
| #27 | guitar pick | 552 |
| #290 | heart necklace | 21 |
| #75 | heart of rock and roll | 2 |
| #580 | heart-shaped balloon | 9 |
| #64 | heavy metal sonata | 11 |
| #23 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 84 |
| #340 | herb brownies | 75 |
| #15 | hippy herbal tea | 1,292 |
| #376 | hippy medical kit | 5 |
| #482 | hippy protest button | 2 |
| #20 | lavender candy heart | 1,731 |
| #50 | leaf | 6 |
| #66 | leather mask | 148 |
| #49 | lovecat tail | 16 |
| #190 | maple leaf | 3 |
| #107 | massive sitar | 2 |
| #19 | meat cowboy hat | 35 |
| #30 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 40 |
| #18 | moxie weed | 1,769 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #39 | orange candy heart | 1,764 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #115 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 11 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #227 | patchouli incense stick | 119 |
| #25 | pink candy heart | 2,037 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #39 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 33 |
| #832 | pixellated candy heart | 11 |
| #233 | plastic guitar | 8 |
| #5 | polka-dot bow tie | 152 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #140 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 11 |
| #43 | raspberry beret | 2 |
| #34 | rave whistle | 539 |
| #50 | rhesus monkey | 22 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #59 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 63 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #23 | star crossbow | 60 |
| #100 | stolen accordion | 1,009 |
| #25 | stone banjo | 21 |
| #156 | stuffed astral badger | 190 |
| #27 | superamplified boom box | 169 |
| #13 | tambourine | 380 |
| #54 | tap shoes | 67 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #110 | tiny maracas | 7 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #149 | toast | 11,225 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #264 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #31 | white candy heart | 1,988 |
| #43 | yellow candy heart | 2,063 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |