Doubleganger

RankItemQuantity
#1478abominable snowcone1
#813black snowcone1
#877blue snowcone1
#5529box of sunshine5
#499cold ninja mask4
#503frigid ninja stars49
#474frozen nunchaku4
#955ghost cucumber35
#841green snowcone1
#828hot katana blade3
#418icy katana hilt5
#426icy-hot katana1
#590ninja hot pants3
#200ninja mop12
#218onion shurikens1
#861orange snowcone1
#890purple snowcone1
#845red snowcone1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#12sweet ninja sword7,001
#344teeny-tiny ninja stars2
#625tiny ninja sword1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#2777tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#2216tiny plastic Cheshire bat8
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#2789tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#786tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2772tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#4843tiny plastic angry goat3
#2812tiny plastic anime smiley2
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#6168tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#2873tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#4841tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#3178tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2769tiny plastic demoninja2
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#2849tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#4858tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#4810tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#2804tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#3312tiny plastic grue5
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#2846tiny plastic howling balloon monkey6
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3335tiny plastic leprechaun5
#3934tiny plastic levitating potato4
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#4848tiny plastic mosquito3
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2765tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#4865tiny plastic stab bat3
#4892tiny plastic star starfish3
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2701tiny plastic whitesnake2
#2789tiny plastic zmobie2
#1549vinegar2
#2115yellow snowcone1

Wow, that's 7,288 items total!

what items are this player missing?