| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #446 | little paper umbrella | 103 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #168 | shot of flower schnapps | 5 |
| #291 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 11 |
| #251 | shot of orange schnapps | 15 |
| #265 | shot of tomato schnapps | 13 |
| #1272 | skeleton bone | 3 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #2355 | valuable trinket | 2 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |