| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #521 | baggie of powdered sugar | 29 |
| #657 | box of sunshine | 479 |
| #27 | diving muff | 14 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #96 | goat beard | 104 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 626 |
| #205 | wang | 11 |
| 🥉 | water pipe bomb | 184,472 |
| 🥈 | x-ray specs | 8,428 |