| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #498 | Meleegra™ pills | 15 |
| #671 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 25 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1770 | Rock Pops | 14 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1805 | Yummy Tummy bean | 53 |
| #719 | abominable snowcone | 10 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #463 | blue snowcone | 13 |
| #678 | bottle of goofballs | 38 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1643 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1298 | green beer | 5 |
| #679 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1290 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 11 |
| #1082 | ice-cold Willer | 11 |
| #520 | ice-cold six-pack | 12 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #796 | mafia aria | 20 |
| #677 | orange snowcone | 4 |
| #658 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #736 | red snowcone | 2 |
| #2265 | toast | 55 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1205 | valuable trinket | 33 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |