pink_lycanthrope

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#490Cloaca-Cola shield5
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#770Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues3
#775Dyspepsi-Cola helmet3
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#498Meleegra™ pills15
#671Mob Penguin cellular phone25
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#1770Rock Pops14
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1806Yummy Tummy bean53
#719abominable snowcone10
#451aspirin2
#5938badass belt3
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#462blue snowcone13
#679bottle of goofballs38
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#1297green beer5
#678green snowcone3
#3897grue egg3
#2516herbal stuffing1
#1290ice-cold Sir Schlitz11
#1082ice-cold Willer11
#520ice-cold six-pack12
#830iron pasta spoon4
#1425kneecapping stick3
#570lovecat tail1
#795mafia aria20
#678orange snowcone4
#657purple snowcone5
#735red snowcone2
#2272toast55
#2068top1
#1205valuable trinket33
#228ye olde golde frontes1

Wow, that's 382 items total!

what items are this player missing?