| #497 | Cloaca grenade | 31 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #385 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #482 | Dyspepsi grenade | 27 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #445 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #920 | bag of airline peanuts | 25 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1526 | brick | 11 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #677 | clown hammer | 38 |
| #901 | defective skull | 15 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #920 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
| #879 | fake fake vomit | 29 |
| #798 | fake hand | 27 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #490 | herb brownies | 32 |
| #847 | herbal stuffing | 9 |
| #636 | iron pasta spoon | 7 |
| #784 | jazz soap | 32 |
| #828 | joybuzzer | 30 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #737 | mafia aria | 23 |
| #716 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 38 |
| #201 | orange snowcone | 121 |
| #1272 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #836 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 30 |
| #236 | plastic passion fruit | 8 |
| #105 | questionable taco | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #867 | rubber emo roe | 31 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #840 | whoopie cushion | 33 |
| #786 | wind-up chattering teeth | 36 |
| #510 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |