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| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
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| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #981 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1102 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1018 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #378 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
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| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
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| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #732 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
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| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
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| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1026 | disease | 1 |
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| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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