| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #177 | Cloaca grenade | 98 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #385 | black paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #431 | black snowcone | 7 |
| #682 | blood flower | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #465 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #411 | red snowcone | 24 |
| #218 | spectral pickle | 82 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |