Elazmo

RankItemQuantity
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#736Cloaca grenade16
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#467Dyspepsi grenade28
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1507Mob Penguin cellular phone5
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#61Time Juice8
#2405Valentine1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1654blood flower1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#437brine45
#696broken cellular phone1
#545can of fake snow1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#529dill77
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2058eggnog3
#607empty blowgun2
#1830fancy chocolate2
#607ghost cucumber75
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#1909green beer1
#134imitation nice watch1
#391iron pasta spoon15
#574kneecapping stick20
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#553mafia aria38
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#1303rag doll1
#1348sock monkey1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#434support cummerbund15
#41time helmet1
#60tiny plastic sword2
#478tree skirt1
#679vinegar55
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 456 items total!

what items are this player missing?