| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #736 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #467 | Dyspepsi grenade | 28 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #437 | brine | 45 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #529 | dill | 77 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #607 | ghost cucumber | 75 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #391 | iron pasta spoon | 15 |
| #574 | kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #553 | mafia aria | 38 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #434 | support cummerbund | 15 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #679 | vinegar | 55 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |