| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #733 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #465 | Dyspepsi grenade | 28 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #437 | brine | 45 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #529 | dill | 77 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #607 | ghost cucumber | 75 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #391 | iron pasta spoon | 15 |
| #573 | kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #554 | mafia aria | 38 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #434 | support cummerbund | 15 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #679 | vinegar | 55 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |