| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2736 | box of sunshine | 35 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #247 | mullet wig | 6 |
| #4 | [2108]rock | 5,000 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #794 | star | 7 |
| #174 | stolen accordion | 436 |
| #98 | stone baseball cap | 18 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |