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\nWait a minute, a blue traffic cone? Who ever heard of a blue traffic cone? It must have been outside of a blue house with a blue little window. Anyway, stay tuned for my new single, \"The Traffic Cone Blues.\"","hat",true,100,60,{"_16":17,"_18":17,"_20":79},{"_22":80,"_11":81,"_25":82,"_27":83,"_29":84,"_31":32,"_33":85,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":65,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":86,"_53":36,"_54":36},2077,"bucket of anniversary lard","lardbucket",792306684,"This is a bucket of lard given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her fourth year adventuring in the Kingdom. Lard is the traditional gift for the fourth anniversary because after four years one doesn't have anyone to impress and one just wants to pig out. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","flail","buckets of anniversary lard",{"_16":17,"_18":88,"_20":89},5139,{"_22":90,"_11":91,"_25":92,"_27":93,"_29":94,"_31":63,"_33":64,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":76,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},735,"easter egg balloon","eggballoon",787370659,"This is a balloon. Like most balloons, it's shaped just like an Easter Egg. Unlike most balloons, it's also colored just like an Easter Egg. It's pretty cute. Er, stylish. I didn't just say \"cute.\"",{"_16":17,"_18":96,"_20":97},1610,{"_22":98,"_11":99,"_25":100,"_27":101,"_29":102,"_31":103,"_33":64,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":104,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":105,"_53":36,"_54":36},2072,"flashing novelty button","beerpin",786608588,"This is a promotional item for the Willer company's new drink item. It's a round button (the pin-on kind, not the radio kind) that reads \"Willer My Life - The Beer of Champagnes.\" It has a flashing red light on it that'll probably run out of battery life as soon as you sober up.","acc",20,"flashing novelty mindys",{"_16":17,"_18":67,"_20":107},{"_22":108,"_11":109,"_25":71,"_27":110,"_29":111,"_31":74,"_33":64,"_35":75,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":76,"_48":77,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},1420,"green traffic cone",381637331,"This is a big cone of bright green plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!
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\nThis cone would've been far less effective back in the days when the roads were paved with grass. Which is to say the days when there weren't any roads. So I guess they didn't really need traffic cones, anyway.",{"_16":113,"_18":114,"_20":115},4,553,{"_22":116,"_11":117,"_25":118,"_27":119,"_29":120,"_31":103,"_33":64,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":104,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":121,"_53":36,"_54":36},2443,"pink glowstick","glowstick",199035416,"This is a stick made of some enchanted material that glows a bright pink when in the presence of repetitive, electronic music. It's small enough that you can put it in your mouth, and then walk around to all of your friends saying \"Look at me! I'm the thing that only eats radioactive cotton candy!\"","pink glowstyx",{"_16":17,"_18":123,"_20":124},1056,{"_22":125,"_11":126,"_25":127,"_27":128,"_29":129,"_31":103,"_33":64,"_35":36,"_37":75,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},3656,"tiny plastic Mob Penguin","tppenguin",627111093,"This little guy looks like he wants to shatter the kneecaps of all of your Hummel figurines. Which, to be honest, I'd probably enjoy watching.\n

The bottom of the base reads \"Series 2C, 1/5 (C)\"",{"_16":17,"_18":131,"_20":132},989,{"_22":133,"_11":134,"_25":135,"_27":136,"_29":137,"_31":103,"_33":64,"_35":36,"_37":75,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":138,"_53":36,"_54":36},3660,"tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite","tpchunk",971857735,"This is little glob of black plastic on a little black plastic pedestal. It could be anything, really, you're just taking the manufacturer's word for it that it's a chunk of depleted Grimacite. It could be a lump of coal, or an old rotten peach, or a really big raisin, or an excised tumor, or a micrometeorite, or... really anything roundish and black.\n

The bottom of the base reads \"Series 2C, 5/5 (U)\"","tiny plastic chunks of depleted Grimacite",{"_16":17,"_18":140,"_20":141},1018,{"_22":142,"_11":143,"_25":144,"_27":145,"_29":146,"_31":103,"_33":64,"_35":36,"_37":75,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":147,"_53":36,"_54":36},3658,"tiny plastic fat stack of cash","tpscash",196626222,"This stack of money is too small to grab with both hands. With this, your spending power is pretty limited -- it might be enough to buy a single windshield wiper, some expired caviar, a one-star daydream, or a used jockstrap, but that's about it.\n

The bottom of the base reads \"Series 2C, 3/5 (C)\"","tiny plastic fat stacks of cash",{"_16":17,"_18":149,"_20":150},1036,{"_22":151,"_11":152,"_25":153,"_27":154,"_29":155,"_31":103,"_33":64,"_35":36,"_37":75,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":156,"_53":36,"_54":36},3657,"tiny plastic mutant elf","tpmutantelf",644060479,"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, spare arms growing from your back.\n

The bottom of the base reads \"Series 2C, 2/5 (C)\"","tiny plastic mutant elves",{"_16":17,"_18":158,"_20":159},978,{"_22":160,"_11":161,"_25":162,"_27":163,"_29":164,"_31":103,"_33":64,"_35":36,"_37":75,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":47,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":165,"_53":36,"_54":36},3659,"tiny plastic strand of DNA","tpdna",441811155,"This is a scale model of the basic building block of organic life. The scale is such that if you built a model train in the same proportions, it'd be the size of, like, the sun. So don't do that, okay? There's no room in here for a train that big.\n

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#553	pink glowstick	4
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1