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| #770 | 33398 scroll | 8 |
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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1282 | Angry Farmer candy | 17 |
| #418 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
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| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #842 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 2 |
| #136 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 10 |
| #55 | a little sump'm sump'm | 100 |
| #62 | abominable snowcone | 571 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #192 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 90 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #386 | anti-anti-antidote | 3 |
| #604 | anticheese | 5 |
| #553 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #898 | asbestos ore | 3 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #671 | asparagus knife | 5 |
| #1174 | awful poetry journal | 17 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #201 | balaclava | 4 |
| #214 | balaclava baklava | 15 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #118 | banjo strings | 3 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #48 | barbed-wire fence | 205 |
| #758 | baseball | 2 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #21 | bat wing | 1,001 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #182 | beer goggles | 2 |
| #167 | beer lens | 18 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #528 | big red clown nose | 9 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #240 | bloody beer | 94 |
| #456 | bloody clown pants | 10 |
| #266 | bloody mary | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #314 | bone rattle | 5 |
| #114 | bottle of gin | 370 |
| #485 | bottle of rum | 90 |
| #226 | bottle of tequila | 143 |
| #81 | bottle of vodka | 588 |
| #113 | bottle of whiskey | 510 |
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| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #102 | bowl of lucky charms | 8 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #685 | box | 9 |
| #623 | boxed wine | 19 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #377 | brine | 51 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #646 | broken skull | 14 |
| #589 | bugbear beanie | 7 |
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| #901 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #524 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #584 | casino pass | 3 |
| #142 | cast | 241 |
| #1247 | chaos butterfly | 13 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #656 | chef's hat | 7 |
| #28 | chef-in-the-box | 19 |
| #532 | chewing gum on a string | 9 |
| #299 | chorizo brownies | 6 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
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| #526 | coconut shell | 47 |
| #852 | cog | 9 |
| #88 | cottage | 8 |
| #276 | cranberries | 103 |
| #112 | crowbarrr | 23 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #424 | decorative fountain | 10 |
| #84 | delicious noodles | 68 |
| #21 | delicious spicy noodles | 52 |
| #730 | dense meat stack | 15 |
| #335 | deodorant | 7 |
| #136 | diamond-studded cane | 65 |
| #516 | dill | 79 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #316 | disbelief suspenders | 3 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #848 | disease | 3 |
| #131 | disembodied brain | 35 |
| #1382 | disturbing fanfic | 9 |
| #260 | doll house | 21 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #418 | draggin' ball hat | 13 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #339 | hair spray | 13 |
| #551 | hill of beans | 17 |
| #172 | ointment of the occult | 6 |