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| #770 | 33398 scroll | 8 |
| #91 | 64067 scroll | 8 |
| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1283 | Angry Farmer candy | 17 |
| #419 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #844 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 2 |
| #136 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 10 |
| #55 | a little sump'm sump'm | 100 |
| #62 | abominable snowcone | 571 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #192 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 90 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #386 | anti-anti-antidote | 3 |
| #601 | anticheese | 5 |
| #554 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #903 | asbestos ore | 3 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #673 | asparagus knife | 5 |
| #1173 | awful poetry journal | 17 |
| #1322 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #201 | balaclava | 4 |
| #215 | balaclava baklava | 15 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #118 | banjo strings | 3 |
| #1235 | bar skin | 1 |
| #50 | barbed-wire fence | 205 |
| #758 | baseball | 2 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #22 | bat wing | 1,001 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #182 | beer goggles | 2 |
| #168 | beer lens | 18 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #530 | big red clown nose | 9 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #240 | bloody beer | 94 |
| #456 | bloody clown pants | 10 |
| #267 | bloody mary | 7 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #316 | bone rattle | 5 |
| #116 | bottle of gin | 370 |
| #486 | bottle of rum | 90 |
| #227 | bottle of tequila | 143 |
| #81 | bottle of vodka | 588 |
| #114 | bottle of whiskey | 510 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #102 | bowl of lucky charms | 8 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #684 | box | 9 |
| #624 | boxed wine | 19 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #377 | brine | 51 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #646 | broken skull | 14 |
| #588 | bugbear beanie | 7 |
| #789 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #904 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #1796 | candy cane | 15 |
| #526 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #399 | carob chunks | 9 |
| #585 | casino pass | 3 |
| #142 | cast | 241 |
| #1249 | chaos butterfly | 13 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #654 | chef's hat | 7 |
| #28 | chef-in-the-box | 19 |
| #531 | chewing gum on a string | 9 |
| #301 | chorizo brownies | 6 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #294 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 247 |
| #533 | coconut shell | 47 |
| #850 | cog | 9 |
| #88 | cottage | 8 |
| #276 | cranberries | 103 |
| #112 | crowbarrr | 23 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #423 | decorative fountain | 10 |
| #84 | delicious noodles | 68 |
| #21 | delicious spicy noodles | 52 |
| #731 | dense meat stack | 15 |
| #336 | deodorant | 7 |
| #137 | diamond-studded cane | 65 |
| #516 | dill | 79 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #316 | disbelief suspenders | 3 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #850 | disease | 3 |
| #130 | disembodied brain | 35 |
| #1382 | disturbing fanfic | 9 |
| #261 | doll house | 21 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #418 | draggin' ball hat | 13 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #340 | hair spray | 13 |
| #549 | hill of beans | 17 |
| #172 | ointment of the occult | 6 |