chihuahua__on__caffine

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#1867Imp Ale1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#822Knob mushroom1
#646Knob sausage1
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#136Knob stir-fry1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#358bätzle1
#7427badass belt1
#632balaclava baklava1
#231bat haggis1
#216bat wing kabob1
#144bat wing stir-fry1
#267bean burrito1
#788beertini1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#279boring spaghetti1
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#1334boxed wine1
#534calle de miel1
#4784candy cane1
#173carob brownies1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#640carob chunk noodles1
#731carob chunks1
#169catsup1
#664cherry1
#689chorizo brownies1
#765chorizo taco1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#748cool mushroom1
#169cool mushroom casserole1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#1243cranberries1
#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#1025daisy1
#468delicious noodles1
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#1281dwarf bread1
#2833eggnog1
#871empty blowgun1
#207enchanted bean burrito1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#322fettucini Inconnu1
#880fine wine1
#886flaming mushroom1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#275flower petal pie1
#827frozen mushroom1
#3426fruitcake1
#604fuzzbump1
#1922ghost cucumber1
#1350ghuol egg1
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#996ghuol guolash1
#257ghuol-ear kabob1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#846goat cheese1
#949goat cheese pizza1
#784gr8ps1
#773grapefruit1
#828grapes1
#882green balloon1
#1909green beer1
#549grog1
#1241herb brownies1
#433horizontal tango1
#258hot buttered roll1
#1287hot wing1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#194insanely spicy jumping bean burrito1
#560jumbo olive1
#189jumping bean burrito1
#184ketchup1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1233lemon1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#624lihc eye pie1
#897lime1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#570lovecat tail1
#230lumbering jack1
#480margarita1
#666martini1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#168menudo1
#266menudo ravioli1
#898mind flayer corpse1
#502monkey wrench1
#690mugcake1
#378mushroom pizza1
#529ocean motion1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#257old-fashioned1
#796olive1
#119olive stir-fry1
#942orange1
#1890oyster basket1
#186painful penne pasta1
#988papaya1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#538papaya taco1
#472perpendicular hula1
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#594pink pony1
#428plain pizza1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#702pointy mushroom1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#695poutine1
#209pr0n cocktail1
#243pr0n m4nic0tti1
#145pr0n stir-fry1
#1300pretty flower9
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#335purple pixel pie1
#457rat appendix kabob1
#148rat appendix stir-fry1
#140rat scrapple1
#327ratini1
#223ravioli della hippy1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#515redrum1
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#856royal jelly1
#647rum and cola1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#408sausage pizza1
#589screwdriver1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#182skewered cat appendix1
#546slap and tickle1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#353spaghetti with Skullheads1
#374spiced rum1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#888strawberry1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#438tequila sunrise1
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#545tofu casserole1
#1136tomato1
#728urinal cake1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#903white balloon1
#415wine spritzer1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 285 items total!

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