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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #23 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #360 | box of sunshine | 1,100 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #8 | hot buttered roll | 6,044 |
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| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #136 | papaya | 290 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
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| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
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