JayRandom

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#23Children's Meal of the Damned1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#7427badass belt1
#1654blood flower1
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#360box of sunshine1,100
#1063chef's hat1
#1979drywall axe1
#871empty blowgun1
#8hot buttered roll6,044
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#570lovecat tail1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#136papaya290
#748picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#2957shiny ring1
#7772stuffed angry cow2
#2411valuable trinket1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 7,484 items total!

what items are this player missing?