| #136 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 85 |
| #120 | Dyspepsi grenade | 110 |
| #23 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 194 |
| #1360 | Imp Ale | 19 |
| #152 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 77 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #73 | Kevlar balloon | 2 |
| #187 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 59 |
| #1075 | Mad Train wine | 21 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #391 | White Citadel burger | 2 |
| #1687 | Yummy Tummy bean | 63 |
| #189 | a little sump'm sump'm | 17 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #398 | beertini | 4 |
| #430 | black snowcone | 7 |
| #744 | bloody beer | 4 |
| #368 | bloody mary | 4 |
| #272 | blue snowcone | 64 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #284 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 3 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #381 | bottle of gin | 48 |
| #603 | bottle of rum | 58 |
| #390 | bottle of tequila | 57 |
| #432 | bottle of vodka | 37 |
| #519 | bottle of whiskey | 53 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #417 | boxed wine | 51 |
| #313 | calle de miel | 4 |
| #98 | can of Red Minotaur | 50 |
| #112 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #555 | disturbing fanfic | 154 |
| #59 | dry martini | 20 |
| #175 | ducha de oro | 10 |
| #331 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 5 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #44 | fine wine | 729 |
| #811 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #70 | fuzzbump | 94 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #93 | green beer | 166 |
| #274 | green snowcone | 70 |
| #144 | handful of drink tickets | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #31 | hermit permit | 223 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #749 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 77 |
| #867 | ice-cold Willer | 23 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #239 | ice-cold six-pack | 56 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #131 | martini | 50 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #43 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 2 |
| #40 | ocean motion | 107 |
| #342 | orange snowcone | 50 |
| #107 | papaya sling | 19 |
| #244 | papaya slung | 7 |
| #382 | perpendicular hula | 2 |
| #214 | pink pony | 13 |
| #317 | purple snowcone | 66 |
| #112 | red balloon | 5 |
| #352 | red snowcone | 38 |
| #147 | rockin' wagon | 12 |
| #142 | roll in the hay | 33 |
| #386 | rum and cola | 4 |
| #517 | salty dog | 8 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #171 | screwdriver | 13 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #191 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 82 |
| #84 | spooky hockey mask | 14 |
| #576 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #93 | strawberry wine | 25 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #62 | tortoise's blessing | 107 |
| #119 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #124 | whiskey sour | 21 |
| #1010 | white lightning | 2 |
| #1942 | yellow snowcone | 2 |