Garthalimu

RankItemQuantity
#915Cloaca-Cola18
#110Cloaca-Cola fatigues21
#97Cloaca-Cola shield22
#181Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife4
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#63Dyspepsi-Cola shield25
#226Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#2405Valentine1
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#431black striped oyster egg12
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#61bottle of single-barrel whiskey14
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#545can of fake snow1
#2875candied yams1
#135candy brain40
#142cheap plastic bottle opener36
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#2069easter egg balloon10
#445eye of newt17
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#72lemon1,500
#209limburger biker boots2
#278oily mushroom wine1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#13shot of tomato schnapps1,000
#33solid asbestos box1
#2246string of red beads1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#478tree skirt1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 2,753 items total!

what items are this player missing?