| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #915 | Cloaca-Cola | 18 |
| #110 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 21 |
| #97 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 22 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #63 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 25 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #431 | black striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 14 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #135 | candy brain | 40 |
| #142 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 36 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #445 | eye of newt | 17 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #72 | lemon | 1,500 |
| #209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #13 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1,000 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
Wow, that's 2,753 items total!
what items are this player missing?