| #914 | Cloaca-Cola | 18 |
| #109 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 21 |
| #96 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 22 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #62 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 25 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #431 | black striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #60 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 14 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #133 | candy brain | 40 |
| #142 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 36 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #445 | eye of newt | 17 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #71 | lemon | 1,500 |
| #209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #13 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1,000 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |