| #506 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 11 |
| #653 | Mad Train wine | 100 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #528 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 52 |
| #644 | Mohawk wig | 6 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #678 | Orcish baseball cap | 2 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #327 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 60 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #530 | Rock Pops | 100 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #483 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 81 |
| #45 | White Citadel burger | 100 |
| #36 | White Citadel fries | 100 |
| #653 | long skinny balloon | 5 |
| #649 | loose teeth | 49 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #480 | maiden wig | 3 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #397 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #380 | meat paste | 100 |
| #345 | meat stack | 100 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #502 | metallic A | 49 |
| #400 | milky potion | 24 |
| #227 | moxie weed | 100 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #383 | murky potion | 26 |
| #745 | mushroom fermenting solution | 11 |
| #337 | ninja hot pants | 10 |
| #736 | orange | 4 |
| #459 | original G | 100 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #611 | penguin skin | 47 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #603 | phonics down | 61 |
| #673 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 16 |
| #163 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #554 | plot hole | 100 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #643 | pretty flower | 100 |
| #403 | probability potion | 100 |
| #548 | procrastination potion | 55 |
| #1137 | ravioli hat | 5 |
| #163 | red pixel | 100 |
| #637 | reodorant | 3 |
| #647 | ridiculously huge sword | 10 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #216 | ruby W | 88 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #708 | sabre teeth | 3 |
| #581 | scroll of drastic healing | 88 |
| #1380 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #71 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 43 |
| #679 | skeleton bone | 34 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #248 | small leather glove | 4 |
| #434 | smoky potion | 23 |
| #525 | snowboarder pants | 4 |
| #662 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 100 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #981 | spices | 2 |
| #410 | spider web | 100 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #888 | spooky mushroom | 30 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #606 | spring | 20 |
| #606 | sprocket | 22 |
| #423 | stalk of asparagus | 13 |
| #388 | star | 100 |
| #187 | star chart | 100 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #1503 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #889 | strawberry | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #3954 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #541 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 4 |
| #790 | super-spiky hair gel | 35 |
| #687 | swashbuckling pants | 3 |
| #399 | swirly potion | 24 |
| #663 | taco shell | 4 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #710 | thin black candle | 100 |
| #804 | tiny house | 100 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #512 | titanium assault umbrella | 11 |
| #371 | tomato | 100 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1549 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #153 | vial of patchouli oil | 5 |
| #395 | wad of dough | 100 |
| #312 | white pixel | 100 |
| #462 | wolf mask | 34 |
| #636 | wooden stakes | 2 |
| #785 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #300 | wussiness potion | 51 |
| #794 | yeti fur | 61 |