| #505 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 11 |
| #649 | Mad Train wine | 100 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #527 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 52 |
| #644 | Mohawk wig | 6 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #675 | Orcish baseball cap | 2 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #327 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 60 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #530 | Rock Pops | 100 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #483 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 81 |
| #44 | White Citadel burger | 100 |
| #35 | White Citadel fries | 100 |
| #653 | long skinny balloon | 5 |
| #647 | loose teeth | 49 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #481 | maiden wig | 3 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #391 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #377 | meat paste | 100 |
| #347 | meat stack | 100 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #500 | metallic A | 49 |
| #399 | milky potion | 24 |
| #226 | moxie weed | 100 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #383 | murky potion | 26 |
| #745 | mushroom fermenting solution | 11 |
| #335 | ninja hot pants | 10 |
| #735 | orange | 4 |
| #459 | original G | 100 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #610 | penguin skin | 47 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #602 | phonics down | 61 |
| #671 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 16 |
| #160 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #555 | plot hole | 100 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #635 | pretty flower | 100 |
| #402 | probability potion | 100 |
| #546 | procrastination potion | 55 |
| #1132 | ravioli hat | 5 |
| #161 | red pixel | 100 |
| #635 | reodorant | 3 |
| #645 | ridiculously huge sword | 10 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #216 | ruby W | 88 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #708 | sabre teeth | 3 |
| #584 | scroll of drastic healing | 88 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #71 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 43 |
| #676 | skeleton bone | 34 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #248 | small leather glove | 4 |
| #432 | smoky potion | 23 |
| #523 | snowboarder pants | 4 |
| #662 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 100 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #410 | spider web | 100 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #891 | spooky mushroom | 30 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #609 | spring | 20 |
| #608 | sprocket | 22 |
| #424 | stalk of asparagus | 13 |
| #388 | star | 100 |
| #187 | star chart | 100 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #539 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 4 |
| #789 | super-spiky hair gel | 35 |
| #687 | swashbuckling pants | 3 |
| #398 | swirly potion | 24 |
| #663 | taco shell | 4 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #709 | thin black candle | 100 |
| #805 | tiny house | 100 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #510 | titanium assault umbrella | 11 |
| #370 | tomato | 100 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1544 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #153 | vial of patchouli oil | 5 |
| #395 | wad of dough | 100 |
| #310 | white pixel | 100 |
| #462 | wolf mask | 34 |
| #637 | wooden stakes | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #298 | wussiness potion | 51 |
| #793 | yeti fur | 61 |