| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #201 | chopsticks | 26 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |