| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #430 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 4 |
| #756 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 10 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #778 | bar skin | 6 |
| #903 | bat wing | 2 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #852 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | blue pixel | 20 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #202 | chewing gum on a string | 90 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1182 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #788 | cog | 11 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1031 | dense meat stack | 4 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1533 | disco mask | 2 |
| #649 | dried face | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #800 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #724 | flaming crutch | 3 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #270 | foon | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #597 | frozen nunchaku | 2 |
| #1364 | furry fur | 2 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #784 | green pixel | 21 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #696 | hot katana blade | 7 |
| #544 | irate sombrero | 2 |
| #959 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #750 | lihc face | 2 |
| #939 | little paper umbrella | 9 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1488 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #500 | spork | 2 |
| #707 | spring | 11 |
| #728 | sprocket | 11 |
| #748 | stalk of asparagus | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |