| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #745 | bottle of whiskey | 22 |
| #1377 | box of sunshine | 134 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #736 | dense meat stack | 14 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #360 | glass of goat's milk | 25 |
| #465 | goat beard | 8 |
| #386 | goat cheese | 46 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #855 | meat paste | 3 |
| #805 | meat stack | 7 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #247 | phonics down | 355 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #874 | razor-sharp can lid | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #100 | rubber band gun | 2 |
| #630 | sabre teeth | 5 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #725 | spices | 10 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #9 | star throwing star | 125 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |