| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #951 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #881 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #744 | bottle of whiskey | 22 |
| #1372 | box of sunshine | 134 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #742 | dense meat stack | 14 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #360 | glass of goat's milk | 25 |
| #464 | goat beard | 8 |
| #385 | goat cheese | 46 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #855 | meat paste | 3 |
| #806 | meat stack | 7 |
| #1014 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #246 | phonics down | 355 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #873 | razor-sharp can lid | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #100 | rubber band gun | 2 |
| #630 | sabre teeth | 5 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #725 | spices | 10 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #9 | star throwing star | 125 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #854 | wussiness potion | 3 |