| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2886 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1602 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #73 | Imp Ale | 3,974 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1112 | badass belt | 49 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1070 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #321 | bunch of bananas | 13 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #996 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #360 | easter egg balloon | 58 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #268 | hot wing | 302 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #90 | jar of swamp gas | 1,000 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1882 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #8937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #1864 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1863 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |