| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1360 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 15 |
| #337 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #278 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
| #141 | Professor What T-Shirt | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #238 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 9 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #113 | crappy brain | 57 |
| #94 | decent brain | 139 |
| #93 | fleetwood chain | 5 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #171 | good brain | 185 |
| #121 | haunted battery | 3 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #200 | packet of beer nuts | 2 |
| #1120 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #83 | sheet cake | 5 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #170 | sponge cake | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |