| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #2129 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1360 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 15 |
| #340 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #280 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
| #144 | Professor What T-Shirt | 4 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #184 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #237 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 9 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #114 | crappy brain | 57 |
| #94 | decent brain | 139 |
| #95 | fleetwood chain | 5 |
| #496 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #492 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #243 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #173 | good brain | 185 |
| #123 | haunted battery | 3 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #202 | packet of beer nuts | 2 |
| #1119 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #84 | sheet cake | 5 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #178 | sponge cake | 3 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #764 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1347 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |