| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #984 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 43 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |