PigtheCow

RankItemQuantity
#14272-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1011Goodfella contract1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#69Travoltan trousers1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#1192astral mushroom1
#7427badass belt1
#133badger badge1
#416begpwnia1
#545can of fake snow1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#778crazy little Turkish delight3
#209dingy planks1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#2833eggnog1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#642ga-ga radio1
#996ghuol guolash1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#79gnauga hide kilt1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#5338grue egg1
#400half-orchid1
#312jack flapper1
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#377los chinos1
#2077mafia aria1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#163palm-frond toupee4
#82pilgrim shield1
#95plastic pumpkin bucket1
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#1487support cummerbund1
#41time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#421tin magnolia1
#1404tooth1
#2068top1
#478tree skirt1
#457upsy daisy1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#365wooden axe1
#1046wussiness potion1
#1736yeti fur1

Wow, that's 89 items total!

what items are this player missing?