| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1164 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #818 | bag of airline peanuts | 32 |
| #1019 | brick | 29 |
| #690 | clown hammer | 37 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #982 | encoder ring | 4 |
| #745 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 34 |
| #725 | fake fake vomit | 40 |
| #613 | fake hand | 44 |
| #879 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #770 | joybuzzer | 34 |
| #763 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 34 |
| #1018 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 13 |
| #863 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 29 |
| #1378 | roll of toilet paper | 20 |
| #887 | rubber emo roe | 30 |
| #16 | useless powder | 110,408 |
| #896 | whoopie cushion | 30 |
| #969 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #813 | x-ray specs | 16 |
| #900 | yellow snowcone | 32 |