| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #890 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #89 | Hatorade | 3 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #162 | Meleegra™ pills | 69 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #748 | bag of airline peanuts | 37 |
| #760 | ball | 8 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #434 | box | 23 |
| #557 | box of sunshine | 584 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #796 | clown hammer | 30 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #995 | defective skull | 11 |
| #230 | diamond-studded cane | 30 |
| #125 | diamond-studded fronts | 2 |
| #332 | disease | 38 |
| #9 | disturbing fanfic | 121,904 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #901 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #720 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 36 |
| #664 | fake fake vomit | 47 |
| #707 | fake hand | 34 |
| #130 | fancy dress ball | 112 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #241 | flaming crutch | 30 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #801 | joybuzzer | 32 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #185 | loaded serum blowgun | 21 |
| #256 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 12 |
| #916 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 24 |
| #56 | monster bait | 3 |
| #969 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 15 |
| #811 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 32 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #130 | pr0n cocktail | 2 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #436 | ram horns | 3 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #213 | ridiculously huge sword | 69 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #743 | rubber emo roe | 39 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #216 | sock monkey | 12 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1204 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4896 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #532 | stuffed dodecapede | 6 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #4309 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4309 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4925 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #100 | supportive bra | 46 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #108 | wang | 53 |
| #895 | whoopie cushion | 30 |
| #767 | wind-up chattering teeth | 37 |
| #900 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #964 | yellow snowcone | 28 |
| #215 | zombie pineal gland | 20 |