| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #890 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #89 | Hatorade | 3 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #162 | Meleegra™ pills | 69 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #479 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #747 | bag of airline peanuts | 37 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #433 | box | 23 |
| #558 | box of sunshine | 584 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #795 | clown hammer | 30 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #994 | defective skull | 11 |
| #230 | diamond-studded cane | 30 |
| #125 | diamond-studded fronts | 2 |
| #332 | disease | 38 |
| #9 | disturbing fanfic | 121,904 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #901 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #721 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 36 |
| #663 | fake fake vomit | 47 |
| #708 | fake hand | 34 |
| #130 | fancy dress ball | 112 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #242 | flaming crutch | 30 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #1924 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1196 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #800 | joybuzzer | 32 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #185 | loaded serum blowgun | 21 |
| #256 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 12 |
| #915 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 24 |
| #56 | monster bait | 3 |
| #968 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 15 |
| #810 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 32 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #130 | pr0n cocktail | 2 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #438 | ram horns | 3 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #214 | ridiculously huge sword | 69 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1841 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #743 | rubber emo roe | 39 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #216 | sock monkey | 12 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #944 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #5210 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6939 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5255 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4934 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4898 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #730 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #5655 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #532 | stuffed dodecapede | 6 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #4311 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4600 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4052 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4309 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4019 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #100 | supportive bra | 46 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #108 | wang | 53 |
| #895 | whoopie cushion | 30 |
| #767 | wind-up chattering teeth | 37 |
| #900 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #964 | yellow snowcone | 28 |
| #215 | zombie pineal gland | 20 |