| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #733 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #475 | Cloaca-Cola | 72 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #950 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 69 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |