| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #736 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #476 | Cloaca-Cola | 72 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #82 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 69 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #574 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |