| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2386 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3288 | candy cane | 4 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #4 | chrome helmet turtle | 294 |
| #201 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #323 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #16 | lupine sword | 130 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #11 | seal tooth | 31,383 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #895 | spectral pickle | 6 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #77 | tropical wrapping paper | 8 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |