| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #4 | chrome helmet turtle | 294 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #15 | lupine sword | 130 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #11 | seal tooth | 31,383 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #897 | spectral pickle | 6 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #77 | tropical wrapping paper | 8 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |