| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1646 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #410 | candy stake | 14 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1711 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1330 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1517 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #275 | spooky eggnog | 16 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1610 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #1694 | yellow snowcone | 4 |