| #621 | Angry Farmer candy | 100 |
| #372 | Cloaca-Cola | 100 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #596 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
| #114 | Knob sausage | 100 |
| #652 | Mad Train wine | 100 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #398 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 100 |
| #689 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 24 |
| #250 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 100 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #431 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 100 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #629 | awful poetry journal | 100 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #483 | blood flower | 14 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #350 | bottle of whiskey | 100 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #723 | chaos butterfly | 100 |
| #301 | cog | 100 |
| #655 | disturbing fanfic | 100 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #527 | dry noodles | 100 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #361 | frigid ninja stars | 100 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #522 | furry fur | 100 |
| #376 | giant needle | 100 |
| #128 | googly eye | 100 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #472 | heavy D | 100 |
| #475 | hot wing | 100 |
| #413 | ice-cold Willer | 100 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #461 | mafia aria | 50 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #380 | meat paste | 100 |
| #345 | meat stack | 100 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #459 | original G | 100 |
| #467 | penguin skin | 100 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #498 | phonics down | 100 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #554 | plot hole | 100 |
| #403 | probability potion | 100 |
| #420 | procrastination potion | 100 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #434 | rag doll | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #488 | scrumptious reagent | 100 |
| #38 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 100 |
| #403 | skeleton bone | 100 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #663 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 100 |
| #410 | spider web | 100 |
| #255 | spring | 100 |
| #273 | sprocket | 100 |
| #146 | stuffed doppelshifter | 100 |
| #558 | super-spiky hair gel | 100 |
| #484 | t8r tots | 8 |
| #709 | thin black candle | 100 |
| #804 | tiny house | 100 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1993 | toast | 100 |
| #371 | tomato | 100 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #156 | twinkly powder | 100 |
| #395 | wad of dough | 100 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #661 | yeti fur | 100 |
| #306 | yo-yo | 100 |