| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #359 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 18 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #124 | green glowstick | 11 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #122 | lovecat tail | 7 |
| #635 | monomolecular yo-yo | 76 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #98 | purple glowstick | 16 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #214 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #278 | yo | 34 |
| #1780 | yo-yo | 4 |
| #57 | yohohoyo | 69 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |