| #226 | Cloaca grenade | 77 |
| #310 | Cloaca-Cola | 124 |
| #232 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 16 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #89 | Dyspepsi grenade | 136 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 104 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #443 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 10 |
| #378 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 12 |
| #394 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 11 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #271 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 77 |
| #556 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 5 |
| #497 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 6 |
| #123 | Knob Goblin love potion | 128 |
| #566 | Knob Goblin pants | 11 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #438 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 18 |
| #105 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 260 |
| #135 | Knob Goblin steroids | 105 |
| #138 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 72 |
| #519 | Knob Goblin tongs | 14 |
| #619 | Knob Goblin visor | 4 |
| #9 | bätzle | 510 |
| #255 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2438 | candy cane | 8 |
| #371 | disco ball | 103 |
| #651 | disco mask | 33 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #65 | fuzzbump | 100 |
| #1752 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #349 | helmet turtle | 145 |
| #20 | horizontal tango | 160 |
| #528 | mariachi pants | 24 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #565 | pasta spoon | 35 |
| #26 | perpendicular hula | 140 |
| #117 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 7 |
| #507 | ravioli hat | 40 |
| #355 | saucepan | 135 |
| #381 | seal tooth | 34 |
| #676 | seal-clubbing club | 32 |
| #733 | stolen accordion | 34 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2032 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3331 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3370 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2295 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #478 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #550 | turtle totem | 60 |