| #224 | Cloaca grenade | 77 |
| #309 | Cloaca-Cola | 124 |
| #231 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 16 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #88 | Dyspepsi grenade | 136 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 104 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #440 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 10 |
| #377 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 12 |
| #393 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 11 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #270 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 77 |
| #551 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 5 |
| #495 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 6 |
| #122 | Knob Goblin love potion | 128 |
| #565 | Knob Goblin pants | 11 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #438 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 18 |
| #105 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 260 |
| #134 | Knob Goblin steroids | 105 |
| #138 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 72 |
| #519 | Knob Goblin tongs | 14 |
| #613 | Knob Goblin visor | 4 |
| #9 | bätzle | 510 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #368 | disco ball | 103 |
| #646 | disco mask | 33 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1513 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #64 | fuzzbump | 100 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #346 | helmet turtle | 145 |
| #20 | horizontal tango | 160 |
| #528 | mariachi pants | 24 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #562 | pasta spoon | 35 |
| #25 | perpendicular hula | 140 |
| #115 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 7 |
| #503 | ravioli hat | 40 |
| #354 | saucepan | 135 |
| #380 | seal tooth | 34 |
| #671 | seal-clubbing club | 32 |
| #729 | stolen accordion | 34 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #546 | turtle totem | 60 |