| #27 | Cloaca grenade | 679 |
| 🥈 | Cloaca-Cola | 230,806 |
| #11 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 361 |
| 🥇 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5,278 |
| 🥇 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4,333 |
| #22 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 308 |
| 🥇 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4,542 |
| #9 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 287 |
| #981 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #640 | Dyspepsi grenade | 18 |
| #15 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7,964 |
| #8 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 307 |
| #4 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1,444 |
| #19 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 123 |
| #34 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 119 |
| #11 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 180 |
| #4 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 623 |
| #16 | New Cloaca-Cola | 20 |
| 🥈 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 11,464 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #556 | blood flower | 11 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #5 | bubblewrap ore | 5,003 |
| #5 | buckyball | 4,906 |
| #4 | cardboard ore | 5,039 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #4 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 13,867 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #21 | furry fur | 11,310 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #7 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 301 |
| #17 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 12 |
| 🥈 | styrofoam ore | 5,005 |
| #71 | toast | 42,327 |
| #11 | tooth | 600 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |