| #2386 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #782 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #164 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 3 |
| #81 | Mountain Stream soda | 1,000 |
| #557 | anticheese | 6 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #262 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1380 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #1031 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| #5911 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #690 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #629 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #456 | papaya | 30 |
| #230 | penguin skin | 458 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #184 | rhesus monkey | 4 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #944 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #75 | ring setting | 7 |
| #1516 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #20 | soda water | 1,049 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #244 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #1172 | spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #702 | spooky shrunken head | 6 |
| #854 | spooky stick | 4 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #175 | star buckler | 2 |
| #920 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #21 | whiskey and soda | 100 |
| #20 | wine spritzer | 101 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1477 | yellow snowcone | 8 |