| #35 | 1.21 jigawatts | 5 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #579 | Cloaca-Cola | 51 |
| #260 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #147 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 5 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #849 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 59 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #101 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 19 |
| #88 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 22 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #81 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 22 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #378 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #545 | frilly skirt | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #1075 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #129 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #187 | zombie pineal gland | 23 |