firepatriot

RankItemQuantity
#351.21 jigawatts5
#959Cloaca grenade10
#579Cloaca-Cola51
#260Cloaca-Cola c-rations14
#534Cloaca-Cola fatigues5
#487Cloaca-Cola helmet5
#577Cloaca-Cola knapsack3
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#147Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife5
#883Dyspepsi grenade10
#849Dyspepsi-Cola59
#214Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations13
#101Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues19
#88Dyspepsi-Cola helmet22
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#81Dyspepsi-Cola shield22
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#1962Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2969candy cane5
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#378empty blowgun5
#428frilly shirt1
#545frilly skirt4
#2658googly eye1
#2060kite1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#545loaded serum blowgun8
#1075mafia aria11
#1890oyster basket1
#495petrified time1
#129picture of a dead guy's girlfriend6
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#4914tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3157toast1
#1384toy train1
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#2364yo-yo1
#187zombie pineal gland23

Wow, that's 356 items total!

what items are this player missing?