| #165 | Cloaca grenade | 100 |
| #92 | Cloaca-Cola | 513 |
| #126 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 28 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #171 | Dyspepsi grenade | 78 |
| #514 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 120 |
| #108 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 25 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #434 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #725 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #78 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 8 |
| #1263 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #859 | mafia aria | 18 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #126 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #651 | scroll of pasta summoning | 14 |
| #843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #702 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 24 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #564 | tiny plastic angry goat | 29 |
| #653 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #432 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 36 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #974 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 18 |
| #693 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 25 |
| #825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #510 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 31 |
| #835 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #514 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 32 |
| #538 | tiny plastic grue | 30 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #595 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 28 |
| #535 | tiny plastic killer bee | 30 |
| #656 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 26 |
| #558 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 30 |
| #560 | tiny plastic mosquito | 29 |
| #563 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #676 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 25 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| #579 | tiny plastic stab bat | 29 |
| #424 | tiny plastic star starfish | 36 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |