| #193 | Cloaca grenade | 90 |
| #106 | Cloaca-Cola | 472 |
| #110 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 31 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #465 | Dyspepsi grenade | 28 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #124 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 33 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #380 | blood flower | 21 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1396 | clown hammer | 6 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #102 | delicious noodles | 47 |
| #11 | empty blowgun | 227 |
| #1451 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #25 | fancy chocolate | 56 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1295 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #1096 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #494 | kneecapping stick | 25 |
| 🥇 | loaded serum blowgun | 3,359 |
| #1650 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #206 | philter of phorce | 6 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1421 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #366 | scroll of pasta summoning | 38 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #282 | support cummerbund | 27 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1384 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |