| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |