| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1514 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1211 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2888 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #265 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 37 |
| #223 | Rock and Roll Legend | 8 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2549 | badass belt | 19 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1054 | bottle of goofballs | 24 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #429 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #239 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 218 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1812 | grue egg | 13 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #224 | radium-flavored potato chips | 273 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #443 | stolen accordion | 89 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #223 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 245 |
| #15 | wrench handle | 1 |